|So Many Valid Points|
|Date Published||Thursday January 20th, 2004|
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Red Mage further claims victory.
- Outside 667 Darkness Lane
|Red Mage||Well, now that you have been summarily defeated, we demand--|
|Vilbert||How can you claim that as a legitimate defeat?!|
|Red Mage||Rather simply.|
|Red Mage||I have a forebrain, my ability for abstract thought allows for all kinds of things.|
|Vilbert||There are no dice in Rock, Paper, Scissors.|
|Red Mage||I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause.|
|Red Mage||There is no rule specifically stating that dice are not valid choices. So there.|
|Red Mage||That's Air Bud.|
|Vilbert||I don't know where Larry got you guys, but he really should have asked if you knew anything about LARP.|
|Vilbert||It's about shedding your self, becoming a whole new entity!|
Why, take me for example.
In real life, I'm a snobbish wannabe.
In LARP, I'm an elitist hanger-on!
But my poetry is just as brilliant in both my lives.
|Black Mage||We've indulged Fruitcake here for long enough.|
|Vilbert||Oh, but I do ever so love being indulged. I'm a Goth, you see, I thrive on the attention of others--|
|Vilbert||Though they be the very same people whom I mercilessly mock for not understanding me!|
|Black Mage||Yes, fine. More indulging. Let's play your stupid game then. Ready?|
|Black Mage stabs vilbert in the face and neck.|
|Black Mage||Rock, Paper, Scissors in the eye!|