8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 375 | |
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Woodin steak! | |
Thinking Outside the Box | |
Date Published | Thursday January 22nd, 2004 |
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That cow had it coming.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
Script[]
Vilbert | What are you doing?! |
Black Mage | I felt it was fairly obvious. |
Vilbert | There's no touching in live action role-playing. And no weapons either. Someone could've been hurt. |
Black Mage | Well, yeah. |
Vilbert | It's a good thing I'm a vampire and immune to damage from mundane weapons. |
Fighter | Vampire, eh? |
Vilbert | You'd need to put a stake through my heart to hurt me. Luckily a knife through the face and neck is harmless. |
Black Mage | A little too lucky. |
Fighter | My mind is ablaze with genius! |
Vilbert | Where's he going? |
Black Mage | I dunno, but he was making even less sense than usual. |
Fighter | (Yanking a post off of a fence) Ha! This is exactly what I need! |
Thief | Look, Vilbert, the truth is we're the Light Warriors and we're not very good people. We're going to destroy your home whether or not you give us the Earth Orb. If you give us the orb, we'll make your death as painless as we can. If not, let's just say you'll be encouraging us to take our time. |
Black Mage | We can be very meticulous. I think you should do what he says. |
Thief | So help us help you. Okay? |
Fighter comes out of nowhere wielding a fencepost stuck through a cow and uses it to hit Vilbert. | |
Black Mage | A wooden stake! |
Fighter | What do you think the fence post is for? I'm not stupid! |