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Episode 375
Episode 375
Woodin steak!
Thinking Outside the Box
Date Published Thursday January 22nd, 2004
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That cow had it coming.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • In front of the Von Vampire Residence


VilbertWhat are you doing?!
Black MageI felt it was fairly obvious.
VilbertThere's no touching in live action role-playing.
And no weapons either. Someone could've been hurt.
Black MageWell, yeah.
VilbertIt's a good thing I'm a vampire and immune to damage from mundane weapons.
FighterVampire, eh?
VilbertYou'd need to put a stake through my heart to hurt me.
Luckily a knife through the face and neck is harmless.
Black MageA little too lucky.
FighterMy mind is ablaze with genius!
VilbertWhere's he going?
Black MageI dunno, but he was making even less sense than usual.
Fighter(Yanking a post off of a fence) Ha!
This is exactly what I need!
ThiefLook, Vilbert, the truth is we're the Light Warriors and we're not very good people.
We're going to destroy your home whether or not you give us the Earth Orb.
If you give us the orb, we'll make your death as painless as we can.
If not, let's just say you'll be encouraging us to take our time.
Black MageWe can be very meticulous. I think you should do what he says.
ThiefSo help us help you. Okay?
Fighter comes out of nowhere wielding a fencepost stuck through a cow and uses it to hit Vilbert.
Black MageA wooden stake!
FighterWhat do you think the fence post is for?
I'm not stupid!
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