| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 376 | |
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| We got a new script editor! | |
| Four Hundred Pounds of Flavor | |
| Date Published | Saturday January 24th, 2004 |
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Once again, Fighter shows off his intelligence.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
- Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting
Script[]
| Black Mage | That's not a stake. |
| Fighter | Well no, not yet. |
| Fighter forces Black Mage to cast a fire spell of some sort. | |
| Fighter | Now it's wood in steak. |
| Black Mage | How did you... |
| Fighter | It's just a half-circle from back to front. Simple. |
| Black Mage | But... That spell... It's not... You can't... I don't... What? |
| Red Mage | Oh dear. I think it's finally happened. Years of exposure to Fighter's, shall we say, point of view, has rendered Black Mage a sputtering vegetable. |
| Fighter | Yeah, I do that sometimes. He'll snap out of it soon. Usually by way of an insatiable homicidal frenzy, but what'dya gonna do about it? |
| Black Mage | Wooden stake. Wood in steak... |
| SKLORTCH! | |
| Vilbert | Okay, guys. I think you still don't understand the rules. Fighter, first, you didn't engage a physical challenge... |
| Cut to a scene of a flying, burning, bloody object falling on the Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting (Picnic and fun!), then cut back to Vilbert and Fighter. | |
| Fighter | You try balancing a cow on the end of a fence post to wield it like a club. That's a physical damn challenge. |