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| Episode 378 | |
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| I wonder what Red Mage's theme song would sound like. | |
| It's Kinda Catchy | |
| Date Published | Thursday, January 29th 2004 |
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| Date Published | Saturday, January 31st 2004 |
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Bring on the laser guitars!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
Script[]
| Thief and Red Mage are still arguing in front of Vilbert's house. | |
| Thief | (Looking down) Please tell me you're not thinking what I already know you're thinking. |
| Close-up of Red Mage, standing with hands raised in front of a translucent red summoning orb encompassing a complex polygon. | |
| Red Mage | Too late, Thief. When your mind is as prodigious as mine, you get ideas like this almost before you know it. |
| Thief | I guess the trick is being smart enough not to act on those ideas then. |
| Red Mage | (Raising hands to activate the orb) No time for that, I'm too busy actin' on my great idea! |
| The orb activates and summons the mighty Armoire of Invincibility! | |
| FLYING THROUGH SPACE! HAVING ADVENTURES! ARMOIRE, ARMOIRE! OF INVINCIBILITAAAY! | |
| Thief | (Looking down) Just... why? |
| Red Mage | I was thinking we could start using themesongs from now on to liven things up. |
| The Armoire lands off-screen with a mighty KLUNG!! | |
| Thief | We are not going to have theme songs, RM. |
| Red Mage | Let me do yours before you decide. |
| The duo ignore Vilbert, who is currently being crushed by the Armoire. | |
| Vilbert | Slings and arrows, slings and arrows. |
| As Red Mage sings, Black Mage stomps all over Vilbert. Vilbert's blood splatters onto Thief as he hangs his head, enduring. | |
| Black Mage | G'hey! |
| Red Mage | He'll get your wallet, look out for him, it's Thief! Yeah! It's Thief! It's Thiiieef! |