| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 379 | |
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| "At LEAST RM's logic makes sense..." | |
| Vampire Anatomy 101 | |
| Date Published | Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 |
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CAN'T THEY EVER KILL ANYTHING RIGHT?!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
Script[]
| Red Mage | And Drop! |
| Fighter drops the Armorie of Invincibility on Vilbert. | |
| SQUILTCH! | |
| Fighter | Did we get him? |
| Vilbert | Oh, sweet lady agony, you are the only reminder that unlife still flows through my veins! |
| Black Mage | Okay, killing does not take this long. What's the hold up? |
| Red Mage | We are having some trouble hitting his heart. |
| Fighter | On the bright side, we've nailed most of his other organs. It's taken the fight out of him. |
| Vilbert | My dark pancreas of the damned shalt never be the same! |
| Fighter | Yeah, and his liver of decay is completely shot. |
| Red Mage | C'mon, let's try again. |
| Red Mage | Heave! |
| Fighter lifts the Armorie, and drops it again on Vilbert. | |
| CRUNCH! | |
| Black Mage | I think that was his neck. |
| Red Mage | Look at it this way. The more puncture holes there are, the less surface area there is... So it becomes increasingly likely that we'll get it right. Eventually. |
| Vilbert | Ode to mine suffering, by Vilbert. |
| Vilbert | (reciting in background) My life is torment. Who are you, misunderstander? My life is torment. What are you, mean, bully, jock? My life is torment. What is a soul, if not a bowl of pain? A bowl of pain. A bowl of pain. |
| Black Mage | Faster, faster, faster, faster! |