| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 380 | |
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| Because we were play-acting FURNITURE WARRIORS and -- dammit, Thief. | |
| Introducing... | |
| Date Published | Thursday February 5th, 2004 |
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In this episodes, many questions are asked, but only one is answered.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Lich von Vampire (first appearance)
Setting[]
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
- In front of Deathtrap wreckage
Script[]
| SPLURT! | |
| Fighter | Was that it? |
| Red Mage | Well, He stopped reciting awful poetry, so you either pierced his gothicular membrane or his heart. |
| Black Mage | Either one is good enough for me. |
| Lich | Why is my son lying in the front yard with what appear to be two dozen furniture induced stab wounds? |
| Thief flees to the top of the Armorie. | |
| Black Mage | Dammit, Thief. |
| Scene change to Deathtrap wreckage. | |
| Black Belt | I'm bored. When are they coming back? |
| White Mage | Soon. |
| Black Belt | You keep saying that. |
| White Mage | Well, you keep asking that. |
| Silence... | |
| Black Belt | Let's play a game to pass the time. |
| White Mage | (Raising arms) I'd love to, but you lost all our game pieces. |
| Black Belt | Maybe if the board game you chose was less like a dissertation on hyperdimensional physics and more like a board game, it wouldn't have swallowed all the pieces and dice into the singularity of its madness. |
| White Mage | It's Monopoly. You landed on my elf land with three hotels and yelled "look out, a seagull"--Which I never saw, incidentally--and then everything was gone. |
| Black Belt | Hyperdimensional, I say! |