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|Date Published||Tuesday, April 6, 2004|
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The special scoop on the Light Warriors.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- King Steve
- Reporter John Johnson
Setting[edit | edit source]
- In the Moutains
- Corneria Castle - King Steve's Room
Script[edit | edit source]
|John||John Johnson, with action on the spot news action force team here, speaking live with the Light Warriors.|
What is your reaction to the new negative ad campaign by the Dark Warrior party?
|Black Mage||What are you… do we have news media?|
|John||It seems Dark Warriors are attempting to link Light Warrior activity to recent act of terrorism.|
|Thief||I'll field this one.|
Though our means may be questionable, perhaps deplorable, we are perpetrating them against other nations.
and, in so doing, aren't we truly sons of Corneria?
|The Corneria flag appears and says:|
In corn we trust
Screw other countries
|John||Bold words, considering the allegations that some the Light Warriors are Elven.|
|Thief||If that were true, then we'd have inherent Elven superiority on our side and be the unopposed rulers of your back water excuse for a nation by now.|
|Red Mage||What Mr. McHumanwitz meant is that's just Dark Warrior rhetoric to confuse the public by obscuring the real issues.|
The economy, unemployment recent terrorist activities by dangerous splinter groups such as ourselves.
Those are the topics we should be discussing.
|John||And how would the Light Warriors deal with these problems?|
I call it my "final solution." basically I'm given license to kill and it solves all of my problems.
|Scene change to King Steve's room where the TV is on to the news channel|
|Thief||(To Black Mage) You're not helping BM.|
|King Steve||I'd vote for 'em.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The title of this comic takes its name for an Internet error. If one attempts to visit a page that does not exist or cannot be found, a 404 error is returned.
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