8-Bit Theater
Episode 418
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A knife in my head, a knife in my head, a knife in my head.
Date Published Saturday May 8th, 2004
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There's a knife in Fighter's head! Again!

Cast Appearing[]


  • In a package labeled in bold letters:
Light Warriors
Handle with Care


Black Mage Oh, what're you worried about? He'll be just fine.
Fighter I dunno, BM. I've got a headache. From the stabbing.
Black Mage And that's perfectly normal for having a 10 inch blade lodged in your skull.
Red Mage In that case, let's move out!
Thief Hold up, hold up.

We can't go into battle like this. Fighter needs to be healed up.
Red Mage But we dare not heal him without removing the blade.
Black Mage But we dare not remove the blade.
Thief And why is that again?
Black Mage Check it.
He fiddles with the knife with a "Twang!"
Fighter When Captain America throws his mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
Black Mage That's enough.
Black Mage moves the knife again. Fighter falls unconsciously with a "Thud!"
Thief I see your point.
We'd be fools to throw that away.
We could sell tickets...
Red Mage I think what Black Mage was demonstrating is the blade is too close to his brain to risk removing it.
Black Mage He'll do the Spiderman song if you go the other way.
Thief Repeat customers!
Red Mage If only White Mage was here!
Black Mage Where'd she go, anyway?
White Mage They are going to go see Sarda if it's the last thing you do!
Black Belt So heavy...