| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 419 | ||
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| Self-Actualized? | ||
| Date Published | Tuesday May 11th, 2009 | |
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Garland and Drizz'l discuss Garland's plan to gently destroy the Light Warriors.
Cast Appearing[]
- Drizz'l
- Garland
- Forest Imps (Only in Garland's mind)
Setting[]
The Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Meanwhile, back at the Temple of Fiends… | |
| Drizz'l | I must admit, this latest scheme of yours is a genius. |
| Garland | Yes, I'm an evil madman, you know. |
| Drizz'l | Yeah, and I'd ask where you put the real Garland, but I like you better. |
| Garland | Oh Drizz'l. Tis truly I, your evil overlord, and good buddy, Garland. You crazy elf. |
| Drizz'l | You have yet to supply me with any supporting evidence. This current wave of competence only hurts your case. |
| Garland | You're merely witness to the new, revitalized Garland. I'm ready to vanquish my foes and rule the world with an iron, yet caring, fist. |
| Cue a large sign saying "Iron, yet caring, fist ™" with a Garland sprite in the "o". | |
| Garland | And to that end I've falsely labeled our hideout as a haven for the Light Warrior supporters.Those who have not been swayed by my cutting media ploy will be drawn here to drown in our moat. |
| Drizz'l | The transformation is outstanding. What happened to the simpering dolt who was afraid of imps? |
| Garland sees Forest Imps in his mind. | |
| Garland | That's silly. There's no such thing as forest imps. |