8-Bit Theater
Episode 420
Rhetorical question.
Rhetorical question.
Be Excellent to Each Other
Date Published Thursday May 13th, 2004
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One thing the Light Warriors aren't good at.

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The next day...
Fighter Good morrow, gentlemen!
Black Mage Why aren't you brain dead yet?
Fighter Whatever do you mean, oh cherished comrade?
Black Mage Your brain was pierced with a sharp stabbing implement. I was going to add to it today so it wouldn't look like an accident.
Fighter Oh, yeah, that was yesterday. This is today. I slept, it's cool.
Black Mage And?!
Fighter And now I'm better.
Black Mage Wait, what? No. This conversation is over.
Black Mage RM, explain to me what happened to his stab wound. Quickly. And in a way that won't result in your own mutilation.
Red Mage There is no denying the curative powers of a restful state.
There are some traditions that ascribe mystical properties to proper meditative--
Red Mage's hat is stabbed with several knives.
Black Mage Hokey religions and taking a nap are no match for a knife in the head.
Red Mage My hat...
Thief That's enough pointless banter for now. We've got a long journey ahead of us.
Thief Strange things are afoot at the Circle Cave.