8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 420 | |
Rhetorical question. | |
Be Excellent to Each Other | |
Date Published | Thursday May 13th, 2004 |
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One thing the Light Warriors aren't good at.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In a box
- In front of the Circle Cave
Script[]
The next day... | |
Fighter | Good morrow, gentlemen! |
Black Mage | Why aren't you brain dead yet? |
Fighter | Whatever do you mean, oh cherished comrade? |
Black Mage | Your brain was pierced with a sharp stabbing implement. I was going to add to it today so it wouldn't look like an accident. |
Fighter | Oh, yeah, that was yesterday. This is today. I slept, it's cool. |
Black Mage | And?! |
Fighter | And now I'm better. |
Black Mage | Wait, what? No. This conversation is over. |
Black Mage | RM, explain to me what happened to his stab wound. Quickly. And in a way that won't result in your own mutilation. |
Red Mage | There is no denying the curative powers of a restful state. There are some traditions that ascribe mystical properties to proper meditative-- |
Red Mage's hat is stabbed with several knives. | |
Black Mage | Hokey religions and taking a nap are no match for a knife in the head. |
Red Mage | My hat... |
Thief | That's enough pointless banter for now. We've got a long journey ahead of us. |
Thief | Strange things are afoot at the Circle Cave. |