|Hint: He's not talking about Fighter!|
|He's a Fighter, Not a Diplomat|
|Date Published||Tuesday June 29th, 2004|
|Previous Comic||Episode 434: Wouldn't You Like to Know?|
|Next Comic||Episode 436: Peek-a-boo|
Black Mage continues to hit on white mage. Meanwhile, a voice fails to obtain Fighter's name.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Voice of Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger (first appearance)
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
Setting[edit | edit source]
- In a forest not too far from Crescent Lake
Script[edit | edit source]
|And so, not too far from Crescent Lake...|
|White Mage||Oh, don't be such a cry baby.|
I healed you, you're fine.
|Black Mage||What about the emotional scars?|
|White Mage||I was under the impression the sum total of your emotional life consisted entirely of seething, blind, unfocused contempt.|
|Black Mage||Still waters run deep, White Mage. Still waters run deep.|
|White Mage||What? How does that even apply?|
|Black Mage||Well, I was hoping sexually.|
|Ranger||Hark, who goes there?|
|Fighter||Who goes where? We're right here.|
Where goes you? Yeah. What do you think of that?
|There are a few seconds of silence.|
You have proven yourself a worthy adversary this day.
|Black Mage||...This big...|
|Ranger||I would know your name, Sir.|
|Fighter||Really? That's cool.|
|White Mage pulls out her hammer.|
|Ranger||I don't think you quite understood me.|
|Fighter||Yeah, probably not.|
|Red Mage and Thief hold White Mage back.|
|Ranger||Let's try this again.|
|Fighter||Sure! Can I start this time?|
|White Mage calms down.|
|Ranger||Yeah, y'know what? Is there someone else affiliated with your organization with whom I could speak?|
|White Mage pulls out two hammers.|
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