| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 435 | |
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| Hint: He's not talking about Fighter! | |
| He's a Fighter, Not a Diplomat | |
| Date Published | Tuesday June 29th, 2004 |
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Black Mage continues to hit on white mage. Meanwhile, a voice fails to obtain Fighter's name.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Voice of Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger (first appearance)
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
Setting[]
- In a forest not too far from Crescent Lake
Script[]
| And so, not too far from Crescent Lake... | |
| White Mage | Oh, don't be such a cry baby. I healed you, you're fine. |
| Black Mage | What about the emotional scars? |
| White Mage | I was under the impression the sum total of your emotional life consisted entirely of seething, blind, unfocused contempt. |
| Black Mage | Still waters run deep, White Mage. Still waters run deep. |
| White Mage | What? How does that even apply? |
| Black Mage | Well, I was hoping sexually. |
| Ranger | Hark, who goes there? |
| Fighter | Who goes where? We're right here. Where goes you? Yeah. What do you think of that? |
| There are a few seconds of silence. | |
| Ranger | ...Cunning You have proven yourself a worthy adversary this day. |
| Fighter | Okay. |
| Black Mage | ...This big... |
| Ranger | I would know your name, Sir. |
| Fighter | Really? That's cool. |
| White Mage pulls out her hammer. | |
| Ranger | I don't think you quite understood me. |
| Fighter | Yeah, probably not. |
| Red Mage and Thief hold White Mage back. | |
| Ranger | Let's try this again. |
| Fighter | Sure! Can I start this time? |
| White Mage calms down. | |
| Black Mage | Mythical! |
| Ranger | Yeah, y'know what? Is there someone else affiliated with your organization with whom I could speak? |
| White Mage pulls out two hammers. | |
