|They seem to have it down to a protocol.|
|Date Published||Thursday July 1st, 2004|
|Previous Comic||Episode 435: He's a Fighter, Not a Diplomat|
|Next Comic||Episode 437: Companion|
The Light Warriors meet Ranger, and White Mage is implied to be a 'ho.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
Setting[edit | edit source]
A forest apparently near Gurgu Volcano
Script[edit | edit source]
|Red Mage||Fighter, we've talked about this in the past.|
|Red Mage||When you hear words that don't come from outside, those are your thoughts, okay?|
|Fighter||But these did come from outside!|
|Red Mage||Oh. In that case, you're out of your gourd.|
There is no one here.
|Red Mage||What the?!|
|Ranger appears with a great, green TA-DA!|
|Red Mage||Such an impressive display is indicative of a truly astronomical charisma score.|
Must. Resist. First. Impression!
|Ranger||What ho, and well met, fellow adventurers how--|
|Fighter||What 'ho where? You mean White Mage? She'll hit you for that.|
|Fighter||Good. She's a healer, but she carries a huge damn hammer.|
|Ranger||Please, good sirs, allow me to explain. I am--|
|Thief||Up the creek with a knife against your back.|
|Fighter||Him and Thief are friends.|
|Black Mage||Sexual innuendo.|
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.