| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 436 | |
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| They seem to have it down to a protocol. | |
| Companion | |
| Date Published | Thursday July 1st, 2004 |
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The Light Warriors meet Ranger, and White Mage is implied to be a 'ho.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
Setting[]
A forest apparently near Gurgu Volcano
Script[]
| Red Mage | Fighter, we've talked about this in the past. |
| Red Mage | When you hear words that don't come from outside, those are your thoughts, okay? |
| Fighter | But these did come from outside! |
| Red Mage | Oh. In that case, you're out of your gourd. There is no one here. |
| Ranger | Isn't there? |
| Red Mage | What the?! |
| Fighter | Told you! |
| Ranger appears with a great, green TA-DA! | |
| Red Mage | Such an impressive display is indicative of a truly astronomical charisma score. Must. Resist. First. Impression! |
| Ranger | What ho, and well met, fellow adventurers how-- |
| Fighter | What 'ho where? You mean White Mage? She'll hit you for that. |
| Ranger | Er, no. |
| Fighter | Good. She's a healer, but she carries a huge damn hammer. |
| Ranger | Please, good sirs, allow me to explain. I am-- |
| Thief | Up the creek with a knife against your back. |
| Fighter | Him and Thief are friends. |
| Meanwhile... | |
| Black Mage | Sexual innuendo. |
| White Mage | Indignation. |