8-Bit Theater
Episode 436
They seem to have it down to a protocol.
They seem to have it down to a protocol.
Date Published Thursday July 1st, 2004
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The Light Warriors meet Ranger, and White Mage is implied to be a 'ho.

Cast Appearing[]


A forest apparently near Gurgu Volcano


Red Mage Fighter, we've talked about this in the past.
Red Mage When you hear words that don't come from outside, those are your thoughts, okay?
Fighter But these did come from outside!
Red Mage Oh. In that case, you're out of your gourd.
There is no one here.
Ranger Isn't there?
Red Mage What the?!
Fighter Told you!
Ranger appears with a great, green TA-DA!
Red Mage Such an impressive display is indicative of a truly astronomical charisma score.
Must. Resist. First. Impression!
Ranger What ho, and well met, fellow adventurers how--
Fighter What 'ho where? You mean White Mage? She'll hit you for that.
Ranger Er, no.
Fighter Good. She's a healer, but she carries a huge damn hammer.
Ranger Please, good sirs, allow me to explain. I am--
Thief Up the creek with a knife against your back.
Fighter Him and Thief are friends.
Black Mage Sexual innuendo.
White Mage Indignation.