8-Bit Theater
Episode 437
Episode 437
Close enough.
Date Published Saturday July 3rd, 2004
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The Light Warriors meet a ranger who also happens to be a ranger.

Cast AppearingEdit


A forest apparently near Gurgu Volcano


ThiefNo one ambushes my team 'cept me!
FighterYeah! Well, 'cept this guy too.
All right, Fruitcake. Talk!
RangerMy full name is...
RangerGeneric Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
Red MageWhat's your other class?
RangerAlso ranger.
FighterThat's twice the maximum amount of ranger the human body can hold!
RangerI'm only half human.
Red MageDear Lord, it's four times now!
He's multiplying!
ThiefYou'll have to excuse Red Mage.
He has his good days and his bad.
RangerPerhaps my forgiveness would be easier to give if not for the knife 'gainst my back.
ThiefThat's certainly a possibility. What's your business here?
RangerIf you must know, my cohort and I were--
RangerYes, Berserker.
Black Mage...Allergic to mage robes, so we have to git nekkid.
White MageYou hurt my brain.
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