|Berserker insults proper.|
|The Zing's the Thing|
|Date Published||Tuesday July 27th, 2004|
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And I thought Europeans came up with bad stereotypes...
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Forest near Gurgu Volcano
Script[edit | edit source]
|Berserker||We may be temporarily delayed due to your friend's injury, but we must look on the bright side of it.|
|Black Mage||What, that Thief won't be talking for the duration?|
|Black Mage||That's what we call a zing, by the way.|
|Berserker||We may take this opportunity to learn more about each of our groups.|
To trade tales of our travels and news from across the world.
|Berserker||I'm sure you ladies must have many entertaining stories to tell since you are obviously from the circus.|
|Black Mage||There are two things wrong with that sentence, and both of them are all of it.|
What makes you think we're ladies?
|Berserker||Oh, I don't think that.|
That'd be stupid.
Ranger and your Thief fellow are male.
Ranger explained to me some time ago that those of Elven descent aren't necessarily the most masculine in appearance.
|Fighter||So why do you think we're girls?|
|Berserker||Your distinct lack of beards, of course.|
|Black Mage||And this fact completely overrides our lack of female secondary sexual characteristics, i.e. boobies?|
|Black Mage||And the whole circus performers thing?|
|Berserker||Well, I mean, look at you.|
|Red Mage, Fighter, and Black Mage look down at their clothes.|
|Berserker||As they say in the vernacular, "Zing."|
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