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Episode 446
Episode 446
Anyone else notice they have the same eyes?
"Stand Up Next to a Mountain..."
Date Published Thursday July 29th, 2004
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I hear it's quite hot in Dwarf Land this season.

Cast AppearingEdit



RangerAt last, our band of weary travelers has arrived at the Volcano of Gurgu!
BerserkerI must say, I doubt you'll find work here.
A volcano is not a good place for a circus.
Black MageDrop it already!
RangerIt is with a heavy heart, and a beard of woe, that we must now bid you farewell.
Black MageFinally.
White MageBut why!
RangerWe must continue 'pon our own quest:
To find our lost companions, Cleric and Rogue!
BerserkerAye. They departed for Dwarven lands long ago.
I had readied them with an official seal of my family, Axinhed, so they could travel without fear of being struck down by the populace.
RangerAnd yet we have heard nothing of them since they ventured into the lands of Dwarf.
BerserkerMight you bring news from that way?
Black Mage and Thief look at each other for a few seconds.
Black MageYou're going to hear a lot of crazy things.
ThiefMostly crazy talk about Dwarf Land and everything in it burning to the ground.
Black MageWhich is crazy, as we discussed earlier.
BerserkerDwarf Land... in flames?
Black MageLook, mistakes were made.
ThiefI blame the Dwarves, m' self.
Black MageThey were just standing there.
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