|Anyone else notice they have the same eyes?|
|"Stand Up Next to a Mountain..."|
|Date Published||Thursday July 29th, 2004|
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I hear it's quite hot in Dwarf Land this season.
- Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
- Berserker Axinhed
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Cleric (first appearance)
- Rogue (first appearance)
|Ranger||At last, our band of weary travelers has arrived at the Volcano of Gurgu!|
|Berserker||I must say, I doubt you'll find work here.|
A volcano is not a good place for a circus.
|Black Mage||Drop it already!|
|Ranger||It is with a heavy heart, and a beard of woe, that we must now bid you farewell.|
|White Mage||But why!|
|Ranger||We must continue 'pon our own quest:|
To find our lost companions, Cleric and Rogue!
|Berserker||Aye. They departed for Dwarven lands long ago.|
I had readied them with an official seal of my family, Axinhed, so they could travel without fear of being struck down by the populace.
|Ranger||And yet we have heard nothing of them since they ventured into the lands of Dwarf.|
|Berserker||Might you bring news from that way?|
|Black Mage and Thief look at each other for a few seconds.|
|Black Mage||You're going to hear a lot of crazy things.|
|Thief||Mostly crazy talk about Dwarf Land and everything in it burning to the ground.|
|Black Mage||Which is crazy, as we discussed earlier.|
|Berserker||Dwarf Land... in flames?|
|Black Mage||Look, mistakes were made.|
|Thief||I blame the Dwarves, m' self.|
|Black Mage||They were just standing there.|
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