| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 446 | |
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| Anyone else notice they have the same eyes? | |
| "Stand Up Next to a Mountain..." | |
| Date Published | Thursday July 29th, 2004 |
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I hear it's quite hot in Dwarf Land this season.
Cast Appearing[]
- Generic Half-Elven Dual-Class Ranger
- Berserker Axinhed
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- White Mage
- Cleric (first appearance)
- Rogue (first appearance)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Ranger | At last, our band of weary travelers has arrived at the Volcano of Gurgu! |
| Berserker | I must say, I doubt you'll find work here. A volcano is not a good place for a circus. |
| Black Mage | Drop it already! |
| Ranger | It is with a heavy heart, and a beard of woe, that we must now bid you farewell. |
| Black Mage | Finally. |
| White Mage | But why! |
| Ranger | We must continue 'pon our own quest: To find our lost companions, Cleric and Rogue! |
| Berserker | Aye. They departed for Dwarven lands long ago. I had readied them with an official seal of my family, Axinhed, so they could travel without fear of being struck down by the populace. |
| Ranger | And yet we have heard nothing of them since they ventured into the lands of Dwarf. |
| Berserker | Might you bring news from that way? |
| Black Mage and Thief look at each other for a few seconds. | |
| Black Mage | You're going to hear a lot of crazy things. |
| Thief | Mostly crazy talk about Dwarf Land and everything in it burning to the ground. |
| Black Mage | Which is crazy, as we discussed earlier. |
| Berserker | Dwarf Land... in flames? |
| Black Mage | Look, mistakes were made. |
| Thief | I blame the Dwarves, m' self. |
| Black Mage | They were just standing there. |