Episode 502: Technical Mumbo Jumbo

The technical term for sails is discussed, while Black Mage is in disbelief regarding sailing with the Dark Warriors.

Cast Appearing[]

Black Mage	You can't be serious about going with them.
Thief	Why not? We need to travel around the world and they've got a ship. I'm just an average forest elf with no real knowledge of sea travel, but I know that's one big boat and it's got a ton of blankets.
Bikke	The technical name be "sheets".
Vilbert	Prithee, oh captain my captain, but aren't they hitherto "sails".
Switch to Bikke's field sprite and a burning ship.
Bikke	Look 'ere, Sonny Jim. I've sunk more boats than the fabled gnomatic sinking machine what is nuthin' more than a large stone with many smaller stones attached as well as a liberal application of fire.
Bikke	I do be thinking I knows what sails be.
Vilbert	You mean "sheets".
Bikke	Ye mutinous dog.
Garland	Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Garland peeks in.
Garland	Er, that is, hey, ye guys, keel haul ye argumenting. Um, yar.
Black Mage	These are the Dark Warriors. Tell me you know that. You're the only one I can talk to as something like an equal. Don't take that from me.
Thief	Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. "These are Dark Warriors." "White Mage likes me." "Thief is trying to rob us of our very souls."
Black Mage	Wait, I only think that last one out of fear of you. I've never said it out loud.
Thief	Oh, I steal souls and secrets.
Black Mage's eyes become tiny out of fear.