8-Bit Theater
Episode 504
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Tis a Good Question
Date Published Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
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Bikke tries to ram the ship into icebergs, but Black Mage's paranoia saves their skins...

Cast Appearing[]


  • Dark Warriors' galleon


Black Mage Well, the poorly disguised Dark Warriors didn't kill us in our sleep.
At least we're one day closer to wherever the hell it is we're going.
Bikke Yar, that LARP-lubbin' fruitcake's plan was full of rust holes.
Oh, sure, they'd be great for lettin' water ventilate out of ye sinkin' boat, but what do they do for ye victory over enemies?
Black Mage Gasp and surprise!
(more quietly) Although, really, not so much surprise, 'cause they're obvious.
Bikke But now Bikke be on the case, yar,
Those blasted light Warriors won't be lasting long when I crashes us into that there iced-berg!
Black Mage Gasp and alarm!
Black Mage destroys the iceberg with a HADOKEN!
Bikke Yar? Tis no matter, thar be many an iced-berg in these watery waters.
Black Mage destroys each consecutive one with a BOLT 3!, FIRE 3!, FLARE!, and METEO!
Bikke Yar, must be exploding Tuesday. Thar be but one iced-berg left!
Black Mage Crap, outta big spells.
This calls for some fast teleporty-stabbity action. I'll have to whittle the bastard down.
Black Mage teleports to the iceberg with a BAMF! and stabs the iceberg at high speed with a TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK.
Black Mage Almost got it...there!
The iceberg explodes, sending him flying...
Black Mage Why would it explode?!