|Tis a Good Question|
|Date Published||Tuesday, January 18th, 2005|
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Bikke tries to ram the ship into icebergs, but Black Mage's paranoia saves their skins...
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Dark Warriors' galleon
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage||Well, the poorly disguised Dark Warriors didn't kill us in our sleep.|
At least we're one day closer to wherever the hell it is we're going.
|Bikke||Yar, that LARP-lubbin' fruitcake's plan was full of rust holes.|
Oh, sure, they'd be great for lettin' water ventilate out of ye sinkin' boat, but what do they do for ye victory over enemies?
|Black Mage||Gasp and surprise!|
(more quietly) Although, really, not so much surprise, 'cause they're obvious.
|Bikke||But now Bikke be on the case, yar,|
Those blasted light Warriors won't be lasting long when I crashes us into that there iced-berg!
|Black Mage||Gasp and alarm!|
|Black Mage destroys the iceberg with a HADOKEN!|
|Bikke||Yar? Tis no matter, thar be many an iced-berg in these watery waters.|
|Black Mage destroys each consecutive one with a BOLT 3!, FIRE 3!, FLARE!, and METEO!|
|Bikke||Yar, must be exploding Tuesday. Thar be but one iced-berg left!|
|Black Mage||Crap, outta big spells.|
This calls for some fast teleporty-stabbity action. I'll have to whittle the bastard down.
|Black Mage teleports to the iceberg with a BAMF! and stabs the iceberg at high speed with a TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK.|
|Black Mage||Almost got it...there!|
|The iceberg explodes, sending him flying...|
|Black Mage||Why would it explode?!|
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