| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 505 | |
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| Chores of Death | |
| Date Published | Thursday, January 20th, 2005 |
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Drizz'l tries to kill the Light Warriors, but Black Mage's paranoia saves their skins...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Dark Warriors' galleon
Script[]
| Drizz'l | You sadden me with your relentless incompetence. |
| Bikke | And have ye been doin' to take care of our problems? |
| Drizz'l | I'll have you know I've got stupid one, the elfish one, and the other stupid one cleaning the cannons. |
| Drizz'l | I equipped them with slow burning fuses so I could be out here when they get turned into a fine mist of chum at about 400m/s. |
| Black Mage | Oh no! I've got to act fast! |
| Bikke | What about the really smelly one? |
| Drizz'l | You mean the ugly one? With the doofy hat? |
| Bikke | Aye. |
| Drizz'l | He looks exceptionally ineffectual. I figured we could push him into the water or something. |
| The cannons explode with a small BOOM. | |
| Drizz'l | Odd. That's at least twice as loud as it should've been! |
| Black Mage | (panting) |
| Bikke | (offscreen) Yar, what an inhuman mess! |
| Black Mage | (happily) Score! |
| Drizz'l | How did they survive! |
| Drizz'l | It's like someone stuffed far too much powder into these guns and all the extra concussive forces cancelled each other out. But that's impossible! On several levels. |
| Black Mage | (offscreen, and loudly) DAMMIT! (more quietly) I mean, "Good, I saved my friends. On purpose." |
| Bikke | I think it was ye. |