8-Bit Theater
Episode 506
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Date Published Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
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Black Mage's efforts to thwart the Dark Warriors' plans goes unnoticed by his teammates as they call him names behind his back...

Cast Appearing[]


  • Dark Warriors' galleon


Fighter Did Black Mage ever calm down?
Thief I haven't heard him ranting in a while.
Red Mage I would be a nice change of pace if he did something useful for a change.
Cut to Black Mage rapidly stabbing a giant octopus attacking the ship with a TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK.
Black Mage Back to the nameless depths with ye, oh formless one!
Red Mage He's probably in a corner somewhere mumbling to himself like a hobo.
Cut back to Black Mage, who continues to stab at the giant octopus.
Black Mage Gee, I hope my teammates don't show up. I'd hate to live through this.
Red Mage What is all that racket any way?
Thief We totally should've voted for White Mage...