Episode 507: Looking Back

Drizz'l looks back at Garland's plan to summon the giant octopus, looking at the ridiculousness of it.

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Drizz'l	Let me get this straight.
Garland	Take your time, pal.
Drizz'l	You summoned a Deep One for us.
Garland	Yup!
Drizz'l	And it attacked us.
Garland	You betcha!
Drizz'l	And that was part of the plan somehow?
Garland	The cornerstone of the whole shabang, I'd say.
Drizz'l	And that was going to kill the Light Warriors by destroying our boat?
Garland	See how simple this is?
Drizz'l	(mumbles to himself) It's like you hate life...
Drizz'l	What was to stop it from killing us too?
Garland	Oh, you'll love this.
Garland	See, after the Deep One swallowed the ship or the Light Warriors or whatever, I'd then summon up a dinosaur.
Drizz'l	To what purpose?
Garland	Oh, they'd fight each other, of course.
Drizz'l	Giving us enough time to swim away, right?
Garland	(gives a thumbs-up) Exactly!
Drizz'l	I can't swim. Based on the fact that swimming involves aquatic travel, I can only assume Bikke can't swim.
Bikke	I can sink like a rock, if'n that be counting.
Drizz'l	Vilbert?
Vilbert	The water would positively ruin my outfit.
Drizz'l	And you can't swim, Garland, as you are wearing a hundred pounds of metal armor.
Garland	Don't you think I thought of all that? I'd summon a marmoset, a really big one.