8-Bit Theater
Episode 508
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Date Published Thursday, January 27th, 2005
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Drizz'l proposes for a new leader, but it turns out to be much harder than he imagined...

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  • Dark Warriors' galleon


Drizz'lFellows, it has come to my attention that we need a drastic change in leadership.
BikkeI do be sharing that opinion.
VilbertMy dark soul burns with fiery agreement.
VilbertOr possibly tacos.
Drizz'lWhy are you eating? You're a vampire.
VilbertI like tacos.
Drizz'lWe're getting off track.
Our organization is in desperate need of a new direction.
The candidate for that role is obvious to all of us.
Drizz'lAs our new leader, I'd like...
Bikke(in unison) As our new leader, I'd like...
Vilbert(in unison) As our new leader, I'd like...
In the background, the Deep One, the dinosaur, and the giant marmoset are fighting each other. The marmoset is holding Black Mage.
Drizz'lIt seems we are at an impasse.
Black MageLi'l help?
VilbertWe could make a committee of evil.
BikkeAye! We could determine our positions within said committee via some sort of swimming contest. Yar,
Drizz'lNo, Bikke, just no.
They stood silently while the monsters continue to fight.
Black MageI'm the mage! I can't solo these things!
Fight! Fight, curse you!
If not for my sake, then for your own survival, dammit!
VilbertNow a poetry contest on the other hand...
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