|Hey, brother, can you spare a quarter|
|Date Published||Thursday, February 3rd, 2005|
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Fighter, being an idiot, goes to investigate...for a quarter.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Vilbert von Vampire
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Dark Warriors' galleon
Script[edit | edit source]
|Fighter||We know one thing for sure.|
There's a mystery on this boat and those sailors are at the heart of it.
|Black Mage||There is no mystery. They are the Dark Warriors. They're not even wearing their disguises now.|
|Fighter||Don't worry, Black Mage. Encyclopedia Fighter is on the case!|
|Black Mage||(quietly) Didn't we use that once already?|
|Fighter||A payment of a single quarter is all I require.|
|Black Mage||(turns his back) I refuse to indulge this fantasy of yours in any way.|
|Fighter||Then I am off!|
|Black Mage||Unless his fantasy involves repeated shovings of a knife through his precious spine.|
I could be down for that.
|Fighter||Thief, I need a quarter so I can take the case.|
|Thief||How about this.|
|Thief||I keep the quarter and when you get this case, I'll get 50% of the rights to it.|
|Thief||Oh, if you insist.|
|Fighter||RM, I need a quarter so I can take the case.|
|Red Mage||Find your own quarter, I'm saving for my mount.|
|Fighter||Man, I'll never get on the case at this rate.|
|Cut to a PLINK! of a Cornerian quarter, with Fighter holding it.|
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