| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 511 | |
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| Hey, brother, can you spare a quarter | |
| Date Published | Thursday, February 3rd, 2005 |
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Fighter, being an idiot, goes to investigate...for a quarter.
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Bikke
- Garland
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Drizz'l
Setting[]
- Dark Warriors' galleon
Script[]
| Fighter | We know one thing for sure. There's a mystery on this boat and those sailors are at the heart of it. |
| Black Mage | There is no mystery. They are the Dark Warriors. They're not even wearing their disguises now. |
| Garland | Hiya. |
| Fighter | Don't worry, Black Mage. Encyclopedia Fighter is on the case! |
| Black Mage | (quietly) Didn't we use that once already? |
| Fighter | A payment of a single quarter is all I require. |
| Black Mage | (turns his back) I refuse to indulge this fantasy of yours in any way. |
| Fighter | Then I am off! |
| Black Mage | Unless his fantasy involves repeated shovings of a knife through his precious spine. I could be down for that. |
| Fighter | Thief, I need a quarter so I can take the case. |
| Thief | How about this. |
| Thief | I keep the quarter and when you get this case, I'll get 50% of the rights to it. |
| Fighter | 80%! |
| Thief | Oh, if you insist. |
| Fighter | RM, I need a quarter so I can take the case. |
| Red Mage | Find your own quarter, I'm saving for my mount. |
| Fighter | Man, I'll never get on the case at this rate. |
| Cut to a PLINK! of a Cornerian quarter, with Fighter holding it. | |
| Bikke | Yar, |