|I'll be there for you...|
|Date Published||Thursday, February 24th, 2005|
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The yeti brings the Light Warriors into his lair, but upon answering the door, he is decapitated by an unknown visitor.
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- A yeti
- Chandler (a yeti)
- Monica (another yeti)
- Rachel (yet another yeti)
|Some time later...|
|The Light Warriors are hanging unconsciously from an icy cave ceiling.|
|Yeti||I hope I didn't miss much.|
|Chandler||(offscreen) Monica! How could you, who is my wife now for some reason, sleep with my best friend?|
|Monica||(offscreen) I'm sorry, Chandler. It's gotten hard to keep track of who's married to who.|
|Rachel||(offscreen) Wait, who am I sleeping with?|
|Chandler||(offscreen) Dunno, Rach. I think its all of us.|
|Yeti||(offscreen) Oh, friends. Is there no borderline incestual relationship you won't embark upon?|
|Someone screams a loud DING DONG!|
|Yeti||(offscreen) That's odd.|
I don't have a doorbell.
|The person screams a loud KNOCK KNOCK?|
|Yeti||Or a door.|
|Yeti||Lousy food's gonna get warm if this keeps up.|
|Yeti||(offscreen) This had better be good. I'm a very important yeti in these parts.|
(mutters) Even if its an uninhabited arctic waste land.
What are you guys supposed to be?
|The yeti's head gets bloodily chopped off...|