| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 519 | |
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| I'll be there for you... | |
| Date Published | Thursday, February 24th, 2005 |
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The yeti brings the Light Warriors into his lair, but upon answering the door, he is decapitated by an unknown visitor.
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- A yeti
- Chandler (a yeti)
- Monica (another yeti)
- Rachel (yet another yeti)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Some time later... | |
| The Light Warriors are hanging unconsciously from an icy cave ceiling. | |
| Yeti | I hope I didn't miss much. |
| Chandler | (offscreen) Monica! How could you, who is my wife now for some reason, sleep with my best friend? |
| Monica | (offscreen) I'm sorry, Chandler. It's gotten hard to keep track of who's married to who. |
| Rachel | (offscreen) Wait, who am I sleeping with? |
| Chandler | (offscreen) Dunno, Rach. I think its all of us. |
| Yeti | (offscreen) Oh, friends. Is there no borderline incestual relationship you won't embark upon? |
| Someone screams a loud DING DONG! | |
| Yeti | (offscreen) That's odd. I don't have a doorbell. |
| The person screams a loud KNOCK KNOCK? | |
| Yeti | Or a door. |
| Yeti | Lousy food's gonna get warm if this keeps up. |
| Yeti | (offscreen) This had better be good. I'm a very important yeti in these parts. (mutters) Even if its an uninhabited arctic waste land. What are you guys supposed to be? |
| The yeti's head gets bloodily chopped off... | |
| Yeti | Oh. |