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|Episode=Episode 520
|Title=A Cave Inn
|Image={{No Image}}
|Size=244px
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|Date= Saturday, February 26<sup>th</sup>, 2005   
|Previous=Episode 519: I'll be there for you...
|Next=Episode 521: Use the targetting computer. That's what it's there for.
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/02/26/episode-520-a-cave-inn/
|}}

'''The Dark Warriors stay the night and see the unconscious Light Warriors. Garland's idiocy tells them to move on...'''

==Cast Appearing==
*[[Fighter McWarrior]]
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]]
*[[Thief]]
*[[Red Mage Statscowski]]
*[[Garland]]
*[[Bikke]]
*[[Vilbert von Vampire]]
*[[Drizz'l]]

==Setting==
*[[Ice Cave]]

==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Yellow|The next day...}}
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{{Garland2|Am I crazy, or was the hollowed out body of that yeti the most comfortable bed you've slept in?}}
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{{Vilbert|It '''was''' unnecessarily and deliciously morbid.}}
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{{Garland2|And being spooned up was such a nice way for us to bond outside of work, y'know?}}
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{{Narrative|Silence...}}
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{{Drizz'l|Let us never speak of this day again.}}
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{{Bikke|{{Directive|offscreen}}Quit ye word talkin', knave.<br>Do ye see what I do be seein' thar?}}
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{{Garland2|Whar?}}
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{{Bikke|{{Directive|pointing up to the unconscious Light Warriors}} Up thar.}}
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{{Garland2|Huh.}}
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{{Drizz'l|Right. Let's get them down and kill them.}}
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{{Bikke|I think they're already dead.}}
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{{Drizz'l|Well, if we kill them, we'll know for sure, won't we.}}
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{{Garland2|That's not how we do things in this organization.}}
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{{Drizz'l|{{Directive|muttering}}Yeah, I'd '''hate''' it if we were smart about something.}}
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{{Garland2|As villains, it's our '''job''' to haughtily assume our plucky rivals were soundly defeated by mundane means without anyone to witness their demise. Also, it doesn't matter how easily '''we''' are thwarted in our varied and constant attempts on their lives. Their apparent death proves we would have beaten them eventually anyway.}}
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{{Garland2|{{Directive|offscreen}}Now c'mon.<br>I swear I saw a cold fusion generator on the ice somewhere.<br>If we can turn it into some kind of cold '''fission''' generator, we ought to have a use for it then.}}
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{{Drizz'l|I hate this team and everyone in it.}}
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