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| Episode 521 | |
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| Date Published | Tuesday, March 1st, 2005 |
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Fighter uses his telekinesis for swords to will the blade into his hand...
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| Fighter | Urgh. It feels like I've been stabbed in the head, dragged into a cave of ice, hung upside down for days, and left for dead. |
| Fighter | If only there was some way for me to get us down and save my friends' lives. |
| Fighter notices his sword stuck on the ground, glimmering with a small TING! | |
| Fighter | Ah-ha! I'll use my innate and thus far undisclosed supernatural affinity for all things "sword" to will that blade into my hands. |
| Fighter | (struggling) Hurg! |
| Fighter | Okay, that made me dizzy. Either I just made up these powers, or... I must not be trying enough! |
| Fighter | HEARGH! |
| Fighter | Must've blown out my ears. |
| Fighter | 'Cause all I can hear is this stupid loud rumble. |
| Cut to the Ice Cave Entrance! getting caved in by an avalanche. The cave-in made the cave pitch-black. | |
| Fighter | Oh, it stopped. Also, it gets dark fast around here. |
Trivia[]
- The fact that Fighter tried to move his sword through telekinesis is a reference to Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, when Luke Skywalker had to use the Force to retrieve his lightsaber and cut himself off, suspended upside down himself.