|Use the targetting computer. That's what it's there for.|
|Date Published||Tuesday, March 1st, 2005|
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Fighter uses his telekinesis for swords to will the blade into his hand...
|Fighter||Urgh. It feels like I've been stabbed in the head, dragged into a cave of ice, hung upside down for days, and left for dead.|
|Fighter||If only there was some way for me to get us down and save my friends' lives.|
|Fighter notices his sword stuck on the ground, glimmering with a small TING!|
I'll use my innate and thus far undisclosed supernatural affinity for all things "sword" to will that blade into my hands.
|Fighter||Okay, that made me dizzy.|
Either I just made up these powers, or...
I must not be trying enough!
|Fighter||Must've blown out my ears.|
|Fighter||'Cause all I can hear is this stupid loud rumble.|
|Cut to the Ice Cave Entrance! getting caved in by an avalanche. The cave-in made the cave pitch-black.|
|Fighter||Oh, it stopped.|
Also, it gets dark fast around here.
- The fact that Fighter tried to move his sword through telekinesis is a reference to Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, when Luke Skywalker had to use the Force to retrieve his lightsaber and cut himself off, suspended upside down himself.