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Episode 523
Tentacled cultists accompanied by these sounds could bring nothing but comfort to onlookers, I'm sure.
Tentacled cultists accompanied by these sounds could bring nothing but comfort to onlookers, I'm sure.
The Doom That Came to Ice Cave
Date Published Saturday March 5th, 2005
Previous Comic Episode 522: The descent into sanity
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Red Mage may have just a little too much trust in his own intelligence.

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Thief Will you quit worrying, BM.
Black Mage Hey, I know what I heard.
Sure, I might've been hallucinating at the time.
But I'm pretty sure some of it was kinda real.
Red Mage Oh, come on.
Thief How many ancient horrors of the deep could you fit into one cave?
The cultists appear making sounds like "Spag," "Sklict," and "Flort."
Black Mage Lots.
Red Mage This is no time to panic.
Let us not forget, I am a genius.
Red Mage We have no guarantee that their sensory organs, as numerous, misshapen, and misplaced as they are, function anything like our own.
One cultist makes a "Gthep."
Red Mage Let's turn around, hope they didn't see us, and leave.
Cultists appear behind the Light Warriors and go "Mlegh."
Red Mage Okay. We can make this work in our favor.
Remember. Genius!
The cultists in front of the warriors make noises like "Gthug" and "Splak."
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