8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 523 | |
Tentacled cultists accompanied by these sounds could bring nothing but comfort to onlookers, I'm sure. | |
The Doom That Came to Ice Cave | |
Date Published | Saturday March 5th, 2005 |
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Red Mage may have just a little too much trust in his own intelligence.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Cultists (first appearance)
Setting[]
Script[]
Thief | Will you quit worrying, BM. |
Black Mage | Hey, I know what I heard. Sure, I might've been hallucinating at the time. But I'm pretty sure some of it was kinda real. |
Red Mage | Oh, come on. |
Thief | How many ancient horrors of the deep could you fit into one cave? |
The cultists appear making sounds like "Spag," "Sklict," and "Flort." | |
Black Mage | Lots. |
Red Mage | This is no time to panic. Let us not forget, I am a genius. |
Red Mage | We have no guarantee that their sensory organs, as numerous, misshapen, and misplaced as they are, function anything like our own. |
One cultist makes a "Gthep." | |
Red Mage | Let's turn around, hope they didn't see us, and leave. |
Cultists appear behind the Light Warriors and go "Mlegh." | |
Red Mage | Okay. We can make this work in our favor. Remember. Genius! |
The cultists in front of the warriors make noises like "Gthug" and "Splak." |