|Or at Fighter's face.|
|Facts Concerning the Cultists and Their Families|
|Date Published||Tuesday March 8th, 2005|
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Black Mage threatens to pull a Hadoken, but he risks killing themselves.
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|L'zlhe||The intruders have been subdued, oh great one.|
|Mrr'grt||Bring them forth so that I may taunt them with my ridiculous, over-the-top villainy.|
|The Light Warriors are shoved in...|
|Black Mage||Quit shovin' shortstack.|
This rabble are the fabled Warriors of Light?
|Mrr'grt||This is the best defense the world of men could mount against our kind?|
|Mrr'grt||If there was proof that the rule of man was in twilight, this would be it.|
|Black Mage||Hey, do we come to your tea party and slap your disgusting genitals our of your mother's mouth?|
|Mrr'grt||They speak of our tea parties!?|
|L'zlhe||They know too much!|
|Red Mage||That's... that's real good, Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||What? These fruity cephalopod dorks are one Hadoken away from extinction.|
|Red Mage||That's a great idea! I always wanted to be crushed to death by tons of rock and ice.|
|Black Mage||No, I think you're confused. See, a Hadoken doesn't use rock or ice. Also, it would be aimed away from us.|
|Black Mage does a DRAMATIC REINACTMENT of his Hadoken. The captions say THIS IS NEITHER ROCK OR ICE (AIM AWAY FROM FACE)|
|Red Mage||Yes, yes, I know.|
But the explosion would collapse an unhealthy chunk of the content right on top of us.
|Mrr'grt||It is no matter.|
Our perverse rituals to bring about the end of all creation are nigh.
Nothing can oppose us. Not even the Warriors of Light.
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