| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 524 | |
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| Or at Fighter's face. | |
| Facts Concerning the Cultists and Their Families | |
| Date Published | Tuesday March 8th, 2005 |
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Black Mage threatens to pull a Hadoken, but he risks killing themselves.
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| L'zlhe | The intruders have been subdued, oh great one. |
| Mrr'grt | Bring them forth so that I may taunt them with my ridiculous, over-the-top villainy. |
| The Light Warriors are shoved in... | |
| Black Mage | Quit shovin' shortstack. |
| Mrr'grt | What? This rabble are the fabled Warriors of Light? |
| Mrr'grt | This is the best defense the world of men could mount against our kind? |
| Mrr'grt | If there was proof that the rule of man was in twilight, this would be it. |
| Black Mage | Hey, do we come to your tea party and slap your disgusting genitals our of your mother's mouth? |
| Mrr'grt | They speak of our tea parties!? |
| L'zlhe | They know too much! |
| Red Mage | That's... that's real good, Black Mage. |
| Black Mage | What? These fruity cephalopod dorks are one Hadoken away from extinction. |
| Red Mage | That's a great idea! I always wanted to be crushed to death by tons of rock and ice. |
| Black Mage | No, I think you're confused. See, a Hadoken doesn't use rock or ice. Also, it would be aimed away from us. |
| Black Mage does a DRAMATIC REINACTMENT of his Hadoken. The captions say THIS IS NEITHER ROCK OR ICE (AIM AWAY FROM FACE) | |
| Red Mage | Yes, yes, I know. But the explosion would collapse an unhealthy chunk of the content right on top of us. |
| Black Mage | Oh. |
| Mrr'grt | It is no matter. Our perverse rituals to bring about the end of all creation are nigh. Nothing can oppose us. Not even the Warriors of Light. |