|Date Published||Friday, March 11th, 2005|
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The Cultists have definitely feminine, yet powerful names!
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Vilbert von Vampire
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage||Look, buddy, we don't care about your little cult, or your lame cave of ice.|
|Black Mage||We're not even sure how we got here, so if it's all the same to you, we'll leave you guys to your own hideous devices.|
|Red Mage||Really, we'll probably freeze to death out there anyway.|
|Mrr'grt||Do you think us fools!?|
|Black Mage||I was thinking of an F word.|
|Mrr'grt||We are upon the cusp of bringing a new, eternal age of endless night upon this rock.|
It was foretold to us millennia ago that the bringers of light would seek us out only to end our evil ways.
|Black Mage||(beside a picture of the Dark Warriors and Sarda) Yeah, that can't be us.|
We're already booked to save the world from some other jackass.
Plus we've got at least one group for an archnemesis.
And there's this sage who's older than time with infinite power who bosses us around for no reason.
|Black Mage||We could try to squeeze you in for a thwarting when we're done with Chaos if you like.|
|Red Mage||Get your name on the list early, man. Everyone's gonna want us to thwart them when we finish the big Chaos job.|
|Mrr'grt||Oh, well, okay.|
Just put us down under my name then. Our cult cannot be said or written without driving you mad.
That's Mrr'grt. Three R's.
|Red Mage||I've think I've read enough insanity languages to know how to spell the names of the nameless.|
|Black Mage||Wait, your name is Margaret?|
|Fighter||That's a girl's name.|
Even worse than Leslie.
|L'zlhe||(peeking in) I'm sorry, did someone call for me?|
These are very old and powerful names!
No more inane bickering! To the pit with you!
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