8-Bit Theater
Episode 527
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Imprisoned with the Fools
Date Published Tuesday, March 15, 2005
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Thrown in the pit, they wonder why they even went to the place anyway...

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Black MageSo here we are, staring down the gaping maw of death.


I have to wonder why those godless little nihilistic mutants are in such a hurry to kill us.

It's not like we could survive the thousands of miles of ice or the vast oceans beyond that.

Speaking of which...
Black MageWhat in the hundred hells are we doing on a continent of ice anyway?!
Red MageSarda sent us. There was talk concerning the frozen bowels of the earth.
Black MageOther than you guys, and especially Fighter, my hatred of Sarda is without peer.
Red MageHe said we'd find an item of great power that would help us to fulfill our destiny.
ThiefThis is a barren, featureless wasteland.

The only people we've met are a band of Cultists half mad from starvation who are bent on destroying the world through incest.
ThiefThen he threw us into a pit.

There is no item of power in this dead place.
Red MageDo you think he meant my Cold Fusion Generator?
FighterMaybe it's like a box of cereal and the special prize is buried at the very bottom so you have to dig and dig and dig to get it.
Black MageOh god, is that why there was always cereal on the kitchen floor?

I thought you were just a slob, I didn't know you were elbow deep into the box.
Black MageHow often do you wash your hands anyway?
FighterOnce a week whether I need it or not!
Black MageI'm going to be sick now, please make room.
ThiefHold that horf.

My keen elfish senses detect something in this pit...
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