8-Bit Theater
Episode 535
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Date Published Friday, April 1, 2005
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The Light Warriors escape the infinity and massacre the Cultists.

Cast Appearing[]


  • Ice Cave, and inside infinite nothingness.


Mrr'grt Okay, is everyone here?

Are we ready to make this happen?

I don't want to find out half way through this thing that one of you guys couldn't be bothered to learn his incomprehensible lines.

We screw this up and all the other crazy doom cults will be laughing at us.
The Cultists stand around Mrr'grt as he stands before the eye-stalk.
Mrr'grt Let us begin.
Back in the infinite nothingness...
Red Mage We're in position? Good.

On my mark, everyone retroactively engage Plan: Omega to Alpha.

The eye-stalk's eye glows brightly.
Mrr'grt It's working! We will breach the boundaries of all that is eternal nothing!
With a flash, the Light Warriors come out, and the eye-stalk is gone.
Fighter Check it out, we're all alive and stuff.
Red Mage Told you it'd work.
Black Mage Those jerk cultists are still here, but where'd ol' chuckles get to?
Mrr'grt Why aren't you killing them yet?!
Red Mage Found 'im.
Black Mage (brandishing his daggers behind a blood-splattered screen) You heard the man.

The half-man, thing.