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| Episode 536 | |
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| Date Published | Tuesday, April 5, 2005 |
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The team wastes their time by making something out of ice...
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| The whole cave is splattered from the blood of the Cultists... | |
| Black Mage | We came to the frozen asshole of the planet like Sarda said. What I wanna know is where's the crappy item of great power we were promised. 'Cause I don't see it. |
| Black Mage | (taking out his dagger) If it's something lame and immaterial like "friendship" or "trust", I'll have to cut his face off. |
| Red Mage | Yeah, I don't need a quest to teach me the importance of faking friendship. |
| Black Mage | Seriously, I'll do it. No jury in the world would convict me. |
| Fighter | (offscreen) Guys! I found it! I found our item of incredible power! |
| Fighter appears, wearing armor made of ice. | |
| Black Mage | Why are you wearing that? |
| Fighter | 'Cause it's totally bitchin' ice armor! |
| Black Mage | It's literally made of ice, isn't it. |
| Fighter | Yup! It's icy core protects me against the cold. It's working so well that I can't even feel my limbs anymore. |
| Black Mage | That's perhaps the stupid thing I've heard, so you're not nearly smart enough to have thought of this on your own. |
| Black Mage | And since I haven't seen Thief in the last three minutes... |
| Cut to Thief inside a wooden stall that says: "Thiefco, 5¢ High Quality Ice and Ice-like Products" | |
| Thief | You should check out this great new spell I legitimately invented just now. |
| Cut to a note that says: Blast of Ice (a totally real spell) Spell Components: Ice Semantic Components: Throw (ice) | |
| Red Mage | Sounds legitimate. |