8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 537 | |
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Guilty as charged. | |
Field Testing | |
Date Published | Thursday, April 7, 2005 |
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Thief | You should really think about it. They're going fast. |
Black Mage | (looking at the spell note) I think you meant to say "somatic" here... |
Thief | I know what I meant. (mutters) Everyone who isn't me is a sucker. |
Black Mage | Uh-huh. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not as easily fooled by Captain Hypothermia and Kid Gullible over there. |
Fighter | I can't believe how great this armor is. It's like your ice spells are nothing to me. |
Red Mage | Why, that just proves the effectiveness of my new ice blast! |
Black Mage | Am I the only one concerned with our survival here? |
Fighter | Also, I think my heart stopped beating. |
Black Mage | Okay, the survival of most of us. |
Red Mage | (offscreen) If I know anything about medicine, then casting more ice spells will react with your ice armor to heal you. |
Black Mage | The survival of some of us. |
Silence... | |
Black Mage | Screw it, just my survival. |
Thief | What'd I do? |
Black Mage | You're Thief. |
Thief | Guilty as charged. |