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Episode 540
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A Simple Question
Date Published Thursday, April 14, 2005
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Red Mage makes a simple question much more difficult than it is...

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  • The Real Light Warriors' Boat


Black MageOkay, escaping from an alternate reality without knowing how, I can take. But someone's really got to explain this boat.
Red MageOh, I can explain how we bent the laws of a dead universe to safely expel us from it!
Black MageNo, I don't care. I accept we're here now. I wish only to know how here got to involve a boat.
Red MageAlthough, for the sake of accuracy, I should have said "How I bent the laws of a dead universe."
Black MageSeriously, I'm over it.
Red MageIt began, as so many things do, with my incredible intellect collecting data without me knowing it.
Black MageNo one cares!
Red MageThe cultists kept prattling about swallowing the world in darkness.
Black MageStop talking!
Red MageThen they shoved us into their own personal realm of an endless darkness.
Red MageClearly it was their plan to shove that dimension onto our own.
Black MageYou've been warned thrice.
Red Mage(behind the infinite nothingness) So it was a simple matter of aligning our various chrono-spatially displaced selves so the future-most versions of us pre-empted our past-most selves to create a paradox at the exact moment the cultists were going to summon doom for our world so they got us instead while their dimension swallowed itself and all our previous versions into a logical quandry of nonexistence!
Black Mage stabs him on the head with a THUNK!
Red Mage(falling over) Oh dear,
Black MageHow did we get this boat?
ThiefWe found it parked outside. No one was on board, so it's ours.
Black MageThank you.
ThiefAlso, we took everything the cultists left behind.

I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Black MageOh, of course.

No ship with mysterious cargo could be in danger.
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