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| Episode 541 | |
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| Date Published | Saturday, April 16, 2005 |
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Fighter is very...imaginative, I must say.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Real Light Warriors' Boat
Script[]
| Fighter | What was I doing again...? |
| Black Mage | You're down here guarding the cargo. |
| Fighter | Right! |
| Fighter guards the cargo... | |
| Fighter | What are you doing? |
| Black Mage | I'm down here making sure you don't do anything stupid like open one of those crates. |
| Fighter | Now why would I want to open one of these crates? |
| Fighter | I don't even know what's inside them. It could be anything. Like killer man-eating bears or fire. |
| Cut to a crate on fire | |
| Fighter | But, why would you put fire in a box? |
| Fighter | So, obviously, they're shipping bears for the circus. |
| Cut to the front page of the Daily Bugle with the headline: CIRCUS SLAYING Killer Bears Sought for Questioning-Spider-Man is Probably to Blame for it Though. | |
| Fighter | Wait, you don't want man-eating bears for the circus. |
| Fighter | No repeat customers. |
| Fighter | They're probably taking the bears to a nature preserve. As guards. |
| Cut to a bear wearing medieval armor with a sword | |
| Fighter | I bet they're as strong as bears! Maybe twice as strong. Yeah. They won't even need their swords. I'd better open the crates and get those swords before they go to waste in there. |
| Fighter | I can't open the crates. You're standing in my way for some reason. |
| Black Mage | What were we just talking about, Fighter? |
| Fighter | You weren't really listening either, huh? |
| Black Mage | Why did I volunteer for this? |