8-Bit Theater
Episode 542
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Date Published Tuesday, April 19, 2005
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Distractions, distractions...

Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

Setting[edit | edit source]

  • The Real Light Warriors' Boat

Script[edit | edit source]

Red Mage If you're here, then where's Fighter?
Black Mage Below decks acting as our meatshield, naturally.
If anything evil or Eldritch pops out of those crates, he'll die slowly and loudly enough for the rest of us to run away.
Red Mage You know better than any of us that he needs adult supervision!
Black Mage Don't worry. I've taken care of it.
Fighter Hello?
Black Mage?
What have we here?
Fighter (reading the note) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Yee!
Fighter "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Yee!
Black Mage Besides, aren't you supposed to be piloting this boat?
Red Mage Don't worry. I've taken care of it.
An eye-stalk is on the wheel, uttering out a SPLG?
Red Mage What's confusing is how this seemed like a good idea to me at some point.
Fighter Oh, now I get it.
Fighter (turning the note on the right) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Hmm...
He turns the note back upright.
Fighter (turning the note on the left) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Darn it.
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