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| Episode 542 | |
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| What do you do with a drunken sailor? | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, April 19, 2005 |
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Distractions, distractions...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Real Light Warriors' Boat
Script[]
| Red Mage | If you're here, then where's Fighter? |
| Black Mage | Below decks acting as our meatshield, naturally. If anything evil or Eldritch pops out of those crates, he'll die slowly and loudly enough for the rest of us to run away. |
| Red Mage | You know better than any of us that he needs adult supervision! |
| Black Mage | Don't worry. I've taken care of it. |
| Fighter | Hello? Black Mage? What have we here? |
| Fighter | (reading the note) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Yee! |
| Fighter | "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Yee! |
| Black Mage | Besides, aren't you supposed to be piloting this boat? |
| Red Mage | Don't worry. I've taken care of it. |
| An eye-stalk is on the wheel, uttering out a SPLG? | |
| Red Mage | What's confusing is how this seemed like a good idea to me at some point. |
| Fighter | Oh, now I get it. |
| Fighter | (turning the note on the right) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Hmm... |
| He turns the note back upright. | |
| Fighter | (turning the note on the left) "There is a map to Swordtown on the other side of this note." Darn it. |