| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 543 | |
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| No Loose Ends | |
| Date Published | Thursday, April 21, 2005 |
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Looks like Fighter made his way to Swordtown after all...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Real Light Warriors' Boat
Script[]
| Red Mage | And that's the amazing tale of our miraculous victory over the eye. |
| Black Mage | Just the latest in a series of unnecessarily harrowing events introduced to my life thanks to morons like RM. |
| Red Mage | It said it knew the way. |
| Black Mage | It was going to take us out of reality. Again. |
| Red Mage | (thinking) I thought it was a shortcut. |
| Thief | Yes, fascinating. You know of course that I don't believe a single word of it. |
| Black Mage | And why would you? |
| Thief | Also, I suggest you don't tell anyone else about this as I own your life-stories. You'd be committing plagiarism! In other news, I love my life. |
| Thief leaves... | |
| Black Mage | You ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness that exists only to hurt you? |
| Red Mage | Yes. It's how we know the DM is doing his job. |
| Fighter | (holding three swords) Hey guys! Did you hear how Thief single-handedly defeated the eye monster again? And how you two just sat in a corner weeping the whole time? |
| Black Mage | Yeah, we heard something more or less along those lines. |
| Fighter | Oh, Black Mage, you'll never guess where I've been! |
| Black Mage | No, don't tell me. I want to figure it out. |
| Night passes and Red Mage and Black Mage are gone. | |
| Fighter | He is so stumped. What a sucker. |
Trivia[]
- Red Mage's mention of DM is an abbreviation of "Dungeon Master", a person who is directed to create dungeon elements and roll event dice in Dungeons and Dragons games.