|Date Published||Tuesday, April 26, 2005|
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Black Mage is indeed a sucker...
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Onion Kid
- An orphanage head
- Outside Akbar's Very Effective Witness Protection Program building
- In an orphanage
|Black Mage||Okay, so we're all agreed on this?|
|Red Mage||I don't know. It seems like there's a glaring problem with this course of action.|
|Black Mage||There's a decidedly fatal problem without this course of action, so guess which one I'm doin'.|
|Red Mage||See, I think these problems are related.|
|Black Mage||Hey, this was Thief's idea.|
And if there's one thing I know about Thief's ideas, it's that they always work.
|Thief||This "Thief" sounds like an excellent fellow. I wouldn't know of course, as my name is Lopez and definitely not Thief.|
|Red Mage||Well I'm convinced.|
|The building sign reads:|
Very Effective Witness Protection Program
(not utterly useless)
|Black Mage||I knew there was a use for his evil genius that didn't involve screwin' me like a two-dicked billygoat.|
|Orphanage Head||Don't worry, orphans. The giant cargo ship filled to its seams with medicines and food shall be here any day now!|
|Onion Kid||Well, I already lost my real family and then my loving foster family to random violence.|
|Orphanage Head||So, statistically speaking, nothing horrible could happen to that ship.|
But if it does, then we know who to blame and therefore who to kick out.
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