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Episode 546
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Mysteries of the Sea
Date Published Thursday, April 28, 2005
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One word: Gross.

Cast Appearing[]


  • The Real Light Warriors' Boat


Not long ago...
Drizz'l (getting out of the crate) Get me out of that stinkbox.
Bikke Yar, that do be amongst the least offensive musks I've experienced in me long piratey career.
Drizz'l That's not something you need to be telling us.
Vilbert What manner of hell have you seen, Bikke?
Bikke All sorts. But mostly the variety what don't be keen on personal hygiene.
Garland We're alive!
Drizz'l Yeah, no thanks to you.
Garland But double super extra thanks to my cold fusion drive that kept us warm during our long, grueling, stench-filled trip.
Drizz'l That's why I said no thanks to you!

It was a giant block of ice that made a trip through arctic waters even colder and made a cramped box with three guys who hadn't taken a shower in weeks all the more unbearably cramped.

I still don't know how we went to the bathroom.
Bikke (taking out his cutlass) Ye don't be ready for the ultimate secrets of the sea!
The three stare at Bikke...
Drizz'l Do you guys find that confusing or alarming?
Vilbert Yes.
Garland Double yes.
Bikke 'Tis worse when ye know the secret.