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| Episode 546 | |
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| Mysteries of the Sea | |
| Date Published | Thursday, April 28, 2005 |
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One word: Gross.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Real Light Warriors' Boat
Script[]
| Not long ago... | |
| Drizz'l | (getting out of the crate) Get me out of that stinkbox. |
| Bikke | Yar, that do be amongst the least offensive musks I've experienced in me long piratey career. |
| Drizz'l | That's not something you need to be telling us. |
| Vilbert | What manner of hell have you seen, Bikke? |
| Bikke | All sorts. But mostly the variety what don't be keen on personal hygiene. |
| Garland | We're alive! |
| Drizz'l | Yeah, no thanks to you. |
| Garland | But double super extra thanks to my cold fusion drive that kept us warm during our long, grueling, stench-filled trip. |
| Drizz'l | That's why I said no thanks to you! It was a giant block of ice that made a trip through arctic waters even colder and made a cramped box with three guys who hadn't taken a shower in weeks all the more unbearably cramped. I still don't know how we went to the bathroom. |
| Bikke | (taking out his cutlass) Ye don't be ready for the ultimate secrets of the sea! |
| The three stare at Bikke... | |
| Drizz'l | Do you guys find that confusing or alarming? |
| Vilbert | Yes. |
| Garland | Double yes. |
| Bikke | 'Tis worse when ye know the secret. Yar, |