| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 547 | |
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| With what? Your rapier wit? | |
| We can do more damage that way | |
| Date Published | Saturday, April 30, 2005 |
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They're absolutely incompetent, those Dark Warriors.
Cast Appearing[]
- Garland
- Bikke
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Drizz'l
- A father and daughter
- A man
- An old man
- Cynthia
Setting[]
- An unnamed city
Script[]
| Garland | First, we need to find out where we are. |
| Garland | Let's split up and do some recon report back in an hour. |
| Drizz'l | Let's get this over with. |
| Garland | That's the spirit! |
| Vilbert | (approaching a woman) Excuse me, miss? |
| He bites on the woman's head with his fangs... | |
| Daughter | Daddy, what's happening? |
| Father | Don't worry, honey. It's one of those damn LARP kids. A punch in the neck will solve everything. |
| Drizz'l | (threateningly) Tell me where I am before I grow weary of your continued existence and slice you open. |
| Man | With what? Your rapier wit? |
| Drizz'l | Why do I keep forgetting that pathetic bag of hair Fighter took my swords? |
| Man | Same reason you're saying this out loud? |
| Garland | Excuse me, could you-- |
| Old Man | Hey, you're that guy, |
| Garland | Er? |
| Old Man | You're the guy that kidnapped that girl. |
| Garland | That's a funny story, actually. |
| Old Man | Hey, Cynthia, c'mere! It's the Garbanzo guy! |
| Cynthia | The kidnapper? |