|With what? Your rapier wit?|
|We can do more damage that way|
|Date Published||Saturday, April 30, 2005|
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They're absolutely incompetent, those Dark Warriors.
- An unnamed city
|Garland||First, we need to find out where we are.|
|Garland||Let's split up and do some recon report back in an hour.|
|Drizz'l||Let's get this over with.|
|Garland||That's the spirit!|
|Vilbert||(approaching a woman) Excuse me, miss?|
|He bites on the woman's head with his fangs...|
|Daughter||Daddy, what's happening?|
|Father||Don't worry, honey. It's one of those damn LARP kids.|
A punch in the neck will solve everything.
|Drizz'l||(threateningly) Tell me where I am before I grow weary of your continued existence and slice you open.|
Your rapier wit?
|Drizz'l||Why do I keep forgetting that pathetic bag of hair Fighter took my swords?|
|Man||Same reason you're saying this out loud?|
|Garland||Excuse me, could you--|
|Old Man||Hey, you're that guy,|
|Old Man||You're the guy that kidnapped that girl.|
|Garland||That's a funny story, actually.|
|Old Man||Hey, Cynthia, c'mere!|
It's the Garbanzo guy!
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