8-Bit Theater
Episode 547
With what? Your rapier wit?
We can do more damage that way
Date Published Saturday, April 30, 2005
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They're absolutely incompetent, those Dark Warriors.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • An unnamed city


GarlandFirst, we need to find out where we are.
GarlandLet's split up and do some recon report back in an hour.
Drizz'lLet's get this over with.
GarlandThat's the spirit!
Vilbert(approaching a woman) Excuse me, miss?
He bites on the woman's head with his fangs...
DaughterDaddy, what's happening?
FatherDon't worry, honey. It's one of those damn LARP kids.
A punch in the neck will solve everything.
Drizz'l(threateningly) Tell me where I am before I grow weary of your continued existence and slice you open.
ManWith what?
Your rapier wit?
Drizz'lWhy do I keep forgetting that pathetic bag of hair Fighter took my swords?
ManSame reason you're saying this out loud?
GarlandExcuse me, could you--
Old ManHey, you're that guy,
Old ManYou're the guy that kidnapped that girl.
GarlandThat's a funny story, actually.
Old ManHey, Cynthia, c'mere!
It's the Garbanzo guy!
CynthiaThe kidnapper?
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