|Masters of Disguise|
|Date Published||Tuesday, May 3, 2005|
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So close, and yet so far...
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Vilbert von Vampire
Setting[edit | edit source]
- An unnamed city
Script[edit | edit source]
|Bikke||Yar, you thar,|
|Black Mage||Er, uh. I'm sorry, stranger, but I don't speak English.|
|Bikke||If'n ye no be talkin' the English, then how is it ye to be talkin' to the Bikke?|
|Black Mage||Well, I'd explain, but as I said I don't speak English.|
|Drizz'l||You there, whom I can't be bothered to ask to turn around.|
|Thief||That's good, as I'm too much of a hideous non-elf human to turn around.|
|Thief||Also, I don't speak English.|
You're not worth the effort of examining in further detail!
|Vilbert||Prithee, good sir. I wish to know the name of this fine city.|
|Red Mage||Who wants to know?|
|Vilbert||That depends on who wants to know who wants to know what I want to know.|
|Red Mage||Hold on.|
Let me roll my bluff skill to see if I can lie to you.
|Vilbert||Fine. I'm making a manipulation test to see if I will believe you.|
|Vilbert||What'd you get?|
|Red Mage||I'm certainly not rolling my bluff again to see if I can lie to you about my other bluff if that's what you're asking.|
|Garland||Hello, fellow citizen.|
|Fighter||Hi, I'm Fighter!|
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