8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 548 | |
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Masters of Disguise | |
Date Published | Tuesday, May 3, 2005 |
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So close, and yet so far...
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Garland
- Bikke
- Vilbert von Vampire
- Drizz'l
Setting[]
- An unnamed city
Script[]
Bikke | Yar, you thar, |
Black Mage | Er, uh. I'm sorry, stranger, but I don't speak English. |
Bikke | If'n ye no be talkin' the English, then how is it ye to be talkin' to the Bikke? |
Black Mage | Well, I'd explain, but as I said I don't speak English. |
Bikke | Well played. |
Drizz'l | You there, whom I can't be bothered to ask to turn around. |
Thief | That's good, as I'm too much of a hideous non-elf human to turn around. |
Thief | Also, I don't speak English. |
Drizz'l | Bah! You're not worth the effort of examining in further detail! |
Vilbert | Prithee, good sir. I wish to know the name of this fine city. |
Red Mage | Who wants to know? |
Vilbert | That depends on who wants to know who wants to know what I want to know. |
Red Mage | Hold on. Let me roll my bluff skill to see if I can lie to you. |
Vilbert | Fine. I'm making a manipulation test to see if I will believe you. |
Vilbert | What'd you get? |
Red Mage | I'm certainly not rolling my bluff again to see if I can lie to you about my other bluff if that's what you're asking. |
Garland | Hello, fellow citizen. |
Fighter | Hi, I'm Fighter! |