8-Bit Theater
Episode 549
Don't group us in with that pervert.
Don't group us in with that pervert.
One More for the Road
Date Published Thursday, May 5, 2005
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At least he lives to see another day!

Cast Appearing[]


  • An unnamed city


Drizz'l You there!
Messenger (wearing oversized glasses) Er?
Drizz'l I say, you there!
Messenger You fool! Don't draw attention to me! I'm on the lam!
Drizz'l Let's leave livestock out of this. The less I know about your filthy human mating rituals, the better I feel.
Messenger You don't understand!
Drizz'l That's what separates me from perverts such as yourself.
Messenger Just go away. He'll see me!
Drizz'l I thought you freaks would be into that sort of thing.
Messenger I finally built a life for myself here. Why can't I ever find any peace?
Drizz'l If I had to guess, I'd say it's because of societies as backwards as you humans have cobbled together recognize that it's a good idea to shun people with hideous urges like yours.
Hank (jumping down from above) There you are!
Messenger (running away) I fear death only slightly more than I hate my life!
Messenger I curse you, ebony stranger!
Garland Would you care to divulge your teams weaknesses and secrets?
Fighter Would I!