|Tis a fine vessel|
|Date Published||Thursday, May 12, 2005|
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How does anyone get around the world with such transportations anyway?
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- A captain and a crewman of a "landsub"
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Circle Cave
- A field
Script[edit | edit source]
|Red Mage||I told you it would work!|
I told you, I told you, I told you!
I built it out of a giant block of ice. The theory was sound!
|Sarda||Block of ice? No, I'm afraid that is incredibly stupid.|
The Cold Fusion Generator was an artifact from a long forgotten golden age.
It was buried under the ice. You needed it to power the Space Helicopter.
|Thief||But how would a helicopter work in space anyway?|
|Sarda||The blades have to be made out of absolute zero created from the frozen heat of a cold fusion...Y'know what, forget it.|
You screwed up, so it doesn't matter.
|Fighter||Well, now what?|
|Sarda||Now you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of heaven.|
|Red Mage||Aww man!|
Heaven's got the best weapons.
|Fighter||How are we supposed to get around without an airship or space helicopter?|
Those are probably the only means of transportation other than the land-based submarine.
|Crewman||Captain? I'd like to remind you, again, that we are on land.|
|The Captain shoots the crewman with his pistol.|
|Captain||That's how we deal with mutiny on the landsub, crew.|
|Sarda||I'm too busy screwing with casuality to chauffer you guys around, but I can do something for you...|
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