8-Bit Theater
Episode 552
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Tis a fine vessel
Date Published Thursday, May 12, 2005
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How does anyone get around the world with such transportations anyway?

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Red Mage I told you it would work!
I told you, I told you, I told you!
I built it out of a giant block of ice. The theory was sound!
Sarda Block of ice? No, I'm afraid that is incredibly stupid.
The Cold Fusion Generator was an artifact from a long forgotten golden age.
It was buried under the ice. You needed it to power the Space Helicopter.
Thief But how would a helicopter work in space anyway?
Sarda The blades have to be made out of absolute zero created from the frozen heat of a cold fusion...Y'know what, forget it.
You screwed up, so it doesn't matter.
Fighter Well, now what?
Sarda Now you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of heaven.
Red Mage Aww man!
Heaven's got the best weapons.
Fighter How are we supposed to get around without an airship or space helicopter?
Those are probably the only means of transportation other than the land-based submarine.
Captain Dive, dive!
Crewman Captain? I'd like to remind you, again, that we are on land.
The Captain shoots the crewman with his pistol.
Captain That's how we deal with mutiny on the landsub, crew.
Sarda I'm too busy screwing with casuality to chauffer you guys around, but I can do something for you...