| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 552 | |
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| Tis a fine vessel | |
| Date Published | Thursday, May 12, 2005 |
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How does anyone get around the world with such transportations anyway?
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Sarda
- A captain and a crewman of a "landsub"
Setting[]
- Circle Cave
- A field
Script[]
| Red Mage | I told you it would work! I told you, I told you, I told you! I built it out of a giant block of ice. The theory was sound! |
| Sarda | Block of ice? No, I'm afraid that is incredibly stupid. The Cold Fusion Generator was an artifact from a long forgotten golden age. It was buried under the ice. You needed it to power the Space Helicopter. |
| Thief | But how would a helicopter work in space anyway? |
| Sarda | The blades have to be made out of absolute zero created from the frozen heat of a cold fusion...Y'know what, forget it. You screwed up, so it doesn't matter. |
| Fighter | Well, now what? |
| Sarda | Now you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of heaven. |
| Red Mage | Aww man! Heaven's got the best weapons. |
| Fighter | How are we supposed to get around without an airship or space helicopter? Those are probably the only means of transportation other than the land-based submarine. |
| Captain | Dive, dive! |
| Crewman | Captain? I'd like to remind you, again, that we are on land. |
| The Captain shoots the crewman with his pistol. | |
| Captain | That's how we deal with mutiny on the landsub, crew. |
| Sarda | I'm too busy screwing with casuality to chauffer you guys around, but I can do something for you... |