|A Brief History of Time|
|Date Published||Thursday, May 26, 2005|
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A ramblings of a old man in his neighborhood of space.
- Circle Cave
- The beginning of time
|White Mage||Can it be? Did I make it back?|
|Sarda||Looks like it.|
I see you liked my mustache idea after all.
|Sarda||Well, I've grown a mustache.|
That's two weeks down. Just 14 billion years to go.
|Sarda||I wish I had a deck of cards.|
|Some time later...|
Where's this dust coming from? Don't tell me...
Proto-stellar dust cloud?
Is this your mess on my lawn?
I told you a billion years ago to stop attracting so much particulate matter.
|Sarda||Lousy interstellar dust.|
I wish it would stop clumping up all over me.
|Way, way, way later.|
|Bright FUSION is blaring around Sarda's space...|
|Sarda||That's just what I needed.|
Some jackass blaring electromagnetic radiation at all hours of the day.
And, am I crazy,or has it been getting incrementally denser?
|Sarda||Watching all those dust immigrants run down the property value of this neighborhood was one thing, but you molten lava kids have got to go.|
|Until finally, about one billion years ago...|
|Sarda||At last, a nice cave all to myself.|
That wasn't so bad. I'm hardly insane at all from the aeons of isolation and blind, seething rage.
I've just got to find that White Mage and occupy her with some nonsense quest so she doesn't somehow end up at the beginning of time.
Oh! I'll put her in a pocket dimension if she ever gets uppity.
I was just thinking about how much I love my mustache.